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What would you do if you were a wardrobe?

One day, you wake up and you can see you are a wardrobe. What do you think? What would you do?
10:00 am: You can see yourself with your wife, it's another happy day with your happy family. Everything is going as planed.
11:00 am: You're taking a great breakfast, like everyday. After, you take the bus to go to work.
12:00 pm: You are bored and hungry (wardrobes can't eat the human food). You can see your wife into the room, it's cleaning the house. You want to talk her, but remember: you're a wardrobe!
14:00 pm: The family is on the rest-room, sleeping after the lunch. You see a fly and it's your only enterteinment.
17:00 pm: The fly it's dead. You are alone again, but... wait... Somebody it´s at the room. It's your wife with another guy, but... I'm at the office. Who's that guy? Oh my god! My wife has got a secret lover! I can't do anything!
18:00 pm: Oh f**k! One hour with my wife on the bed! Where am I? Oh, right... I'm at the office. If I could punch his face!
18:15 pm: Silence... I'm at the house!
-Me: Honey, I'm there!
Great!! Come on, go to the bedroom! Quickly!
18:16 pm: Where did you go? Oh, wait! My wife's lover it's into me! On the wardrobe! I can't move.
18:17 pm: I'm at the bedroom, I'm going to open the wardrobe and...!


Riiiiing! Riiiing!
-Oh, god...
-What happen, honey?
-Oh, I had a nightmare and I was a wardrobe!
-A wardrobe? How funny!

The end

The film "Invictus"

The man who directed "Million Dollar Baby" and "Gran Torino", comes now with a new historical film, called "Invictus". With Morgan Freeman on the main rule, like president Nelson Mandela and with Matt Damon on the second rule, like Francois Pienaar, captain of the South African Rugby Team.
During the Rugby World Cup 1995 in South Africa. After that Nelson Mandela was released from prison, was elected president of South Africa.


So let's start from the beginning. Who is Nelson Mandela?
On July 18, 1918 Nelson Mandela was born, the future president of South Africa. He fought against racism and discrimination, but always peacefully. He organized demonstrations to protest against apartheid (a system based on racism). He was taken to jail for false accusations of violating the government, when simply expressed peacefully. He was taken to prison in Johannesburg. Mandela's imprisonment meant the mobilization of various South African ethnic groups against the "white" government . In 1990, the president of South Africa (Frederik De Klerk), released Mandela from imprisonment. Both negotiated end to apartheid and received the Nobel Peace Prize in 1993. In 1994 he was elected president of South Africa and ruled until 1999, until he resigned.

Here you can see the trailer of the film, but you have to see on youtube.com (sorry!): Invictus trailer

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